mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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claphne:

imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged

think of how different the punishments would be

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.

cassilynn379:

I’m a 15 year old history geek who knows more about Hitler and Putin(even though he’s not really history…) than I should.

Yet I don’t know all the U.S. presidents. 

neptunain:

i love reading articles about trans kids that are written by their parents because all of them pretty much say “my child is going through a very emotional and personal journey that will subject them to lots of adversity at the hands of closed minded people and this is how I made their struggle about me”

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

wimpynoodle:

slimecat:

the wiKIPEDIA ARTICLE ABOUT HI-FIVES IS THE BEST THING

"Victim"

wimpynoodle:

slimecat:

the wiKIPEDIA ARTICLE ABOUT HI-FIVES IS THE BEST THING

"Victim"

official-queennerd:

I was studying for my driver’s permit a few months ago and took a practice test, and i just

official-queennerd:

I was studying for my driver’s permit a few months ago and took a practice test, and i just

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

yo-dawg-nice:

doctor who more like doctor poo

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

autumnlum:

if you haven’t already, please watch this legendary moment in television history

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.